I've run into a lot of people over the years
Some have brought laughter, and some have brought tears.
But the ones that had the coolest stuff of all
Were those with pillows, 3 ft tall.
Now the pillow wars are coming again
Grab any pillow to defend
Yourselves against the onslaught.
You'll have to use every skill you've been taught.
{screamed) Because we're coming for you with 4 ft pillows!
(Chorus)
Submit your pillows. (Right Now!)
Submit your pathetic excuses for
The greatest pillows. (Look out!)
Time to take you down a notch.
I've defeated some people over the years.
Some it proved, I'd found their greatest of fears.
But didja know I had more fun
When they'd not give up, just scream and run?
Now the pillow wars are coming again.
Give it up, or run to a friend.
The mass invasion is coming to you.
Tell me now, what will you do?
(screamed) Because we're coming for you with 5 ft pillows!
Submit your pillows. (Right Now!)
Submit your pathetic excuses for
The greatest pillows. (Look out!)
Time to take you down a notch.
Yeah, it's time to take you down a notch.
(Everyone pulls out really big pillows, but electric guitar still plays. Begin attacking other band members)
Submit your pillows. [everyone:] NOW!
- A.A. 2004